CRAIG
'SPAM'


PAST: My earliest memories of Craig are from 8th grade Science class.
He sat in front of me with this annoying guy Olaf & I hated them. 
Then somehow he infiltrated one of our lunch groups, & next thing I
knew he was hanging around.  He eventually became a regular in our
group at 'the corner'. We nicknamed his crotch the 'plateau' & I'm
unsure if he was aware of that at the time. He'd carry around his discman & was
angry at the world. His main pleasure was making fun of everyone 
else, getting Beth all riled up & harassing Jany. He was one of the
few people who had a license & a car he could use on a regular 
basis. He had nifty gadgets for making free phone calls & breaking 
into things. After high school he unsuccessfully attended GMU, his 
bookbag got nabbed by the feds or something. He then worked at the 
movie theater with KK & myself, cleaning theaters & bitching & making 
fun of people. Then he told us he got a job making $13 an hour (after 
making $4.25 at the theater), I don't think we believed it until he
showed up in a tiny new Honda Del Sol. He worked weird hours for UUNET 
then moved to NY & got an expensive kitty that only drank bottled 
water. He constantly bragged about how much money he was spending on rent, 
on alcohol, his girlfriend & went through several vehicles. We would
see him at random, when he felt like letting us know he'd been in 
town for a few weeks.



PRESENT: Craig currently resides in a friend's house in Herndon. We 
chat occasionally, & if he feels we're doing something interesting, 
he'll think about coming out & sometimes does. Occasionally he'll
respond to email with a 'MOOOOO'. He probably has some web space
somewhere, but if he wanted us to know it I'd have a link to it. 
He is currently employed by High Speed Access based in Herndon 
and has been doing some work from Bonn, Germany. You might find him
at the Cincinatti Grille inhaling Kettle One.



Please excuse the poor quality of these pictures. They were taken with a digital camera then I stole them from someone's page. His hair is back to normal now





     
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Blondie?
                     On the subway in NY










     
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Interesting facial...
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