PAST: I met Bill spring of 93 at a party in Haymarket
(middle of nowhere USA) It was the typical get to know you chatter,
then I had to go so he asks for my #, I asked for his too just in
case he didn't call. So he called the next day & we went on out
first date to Olive Garden where he told me I was, "All that & a bag
of chips." At the time he was in the Army living about 30 min. away.
We proceeded to date for a few months that summer then I dumped him
& we fought like alley cats for months. The wounds healed & we were
on speaking terms again. He then gets out of the Army that enslaved
him for years & started getting cool high paying jobs w/computers.
He had a homeless shelter in Masassass, actually anyone who didn't
have a place to stay ended up at his place. He always has to have an
obnoxiously loud system for his car & tinted windows. I don't wanna
think of how much $$$ he's put into that car.
PRESENT: He has had pretty bad luck w/women & has been known to have
the longest dry spells of anyone I know. His luck seemd to change when
he placed an ad on Yahoo & got lucky but he's stll hunting for Miss
Right. He can kick anyones ass in bowling & always eats his fries
before his meal. Bill is homegrown Kentucky boy who learned to belch
aloud thanks to me. Congratulations on becoming a new homeowner! Bill
purchased a townhouse in Ashburn, VA in Dec. 2000.
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